I love the smell of bacon in the morning... smells like... victory.

 

We've taken your beloved Angry Bird plush and compressed it down to a more portable desktop size while maintaining the same level of anger. These are some potent birds!

 

Also, we've gotten our hands on some of those filthy green pigs. Now you can turn your desk into an Angry Birds war zone! Stage EPIC battles between bird and pig. You need only provide sound effects - and if you've got your iPhone nearby that is easy enough too!

 

Use the suction cup to kick Garfield to the curb - pimp out your car with Angry Birds! Or, use the carbiner to attach your favorite bird (*cough* or pig) to your backpack or nipple ring.